Will Smith Has Own Writer For Men In Black III, Other Writers Didn’t Know

III, Other Writers Didn’t Know

If the name of screenwriter Mike Soccio doesn’t ring a bell, don’t worry; even his co-workers aren’t clear on who he is. Apparently after Will Smith rejected the MiB III script this fall, Soccio was put to work punching up his part. While other comic actors often have individual writers work other lines, what makes Will Smith’s screenwriter a mystery is how the film’s other writers allegedly had no idea he was working alongside them. “I’ve never heard of it being kept sort of quiet,” one agent commented on the situation. So basically it’s as if your boss hired an assistant, but set up his workstation in the supply closet and never told anyone else he was there. The guy might be doing good work, but things are going to get awkward if you run into each other at the water cooler.

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Willow Smith Cites Billy Idol, Her Parents As Influences; Makes Our Ovaries Hurt

The only problem with Willow Smith’s Whip My Hair is that now if we have kids and they aren’t preternaturally adorable fashionista rock stars, we’re going to be extremely disappointed. Extremely disappointed. In the new Willow Smith interview in W magazine, girl is so adorable our ovaries are practically in tears. Says the tiniest diva, “I like the way Billy Idol sings. Mommy turned me on to him. And I like Lady Gaga’s songs.” So congratulations, Billy Idol and Lady Gaga. Today is the best day of your lives.Despite what you might think from Willow’s fashion sense, dance moves and other shots she calls like a boss, she is in fact only in elementary school. In case you thought otherwise, Willow explains, “I can’t do whatever I want. Mommy has to say it’s okay.” You know, like if Willow has to cross the street, or stay late after school, or devastate us with another amazing pop hit.  HOW IS THIS GIRL THIS CUTE? She’s actually a Muppet, right?

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Will The Smith Family Please Adopt Us?

The Smith’s are probably the most talented family in showbiz. Daddy Will is one of the most bankable (and likable) box office stars in the world, Mamma Jada is a stylish actress and death metal singer (say wha!?) and kids Trey, Jayden and Willow have accomplished more before the age of twelve than entire generations of our family ever have or will.
So we’ve established that they kick major industry tush. But these pics from their family outing in the Bahamas make us wish we could be honorary Smiths for a day. The sun, the sand, the smiles, the sexy physique (talkin’ about Jada), the surfboard that isn’t floating away because we’ve wiped out and almost drowned; call us cynics, but this all just seems too good to be true! Clearly, these parents just DO understand. What is your secret, Smith Family? Show us the way!

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