Lil Wayne Carted Off To Solitary Confinement Because He Had An MP3 Player

Lil Wayne Carted Off To Solitary Confinement Because He Had An MP3 PlayerIt's been an extremely busy few months in prison for Lil Wayne, but that's about to end. Wayne's life will slow to a standstill this week when he enters an isolation cell at Rikers Island, known by inmates as "The Bing." The punishment--23 hours-a-day confinement until his scheduled Nov. 4 release--is a result of Weezy smuggling an MP3 player into the cement motel a few months back. That's right, an MP3 player, which, while against the rules, is hardly a deadly weapon.

So how might he spend all of this new distraction-free time? Probably like this:
+ Writing lyrics to his next single, "The Bing."
+ Determining what kind of creature he actually is.
+ Performing a show for the walls and the bed.
+ Recounting every scene from "The Rock" and "Escape From Alcatraz" in his head.
+ Attempting to escape.
+ Realizing it's not worth it with only a month to go.
+ Pondering whether prison is merely an unpleasant experience or an effective deterrent for future criminal acts.
+ Making shadow puppets.