New Lady Gaga Jokes

You all know weirdo , fashion whore Lady Gaga , lets crack up some new lady gaga jokes .  All these jokes are ruthless toward singer lady gaga and biggest joke is lady gaga herself who always try to show the world how weird she is and how stupid she can act to gain media attention . So without any further here are some jokes for fashion whore/ fame whore lady gaga.

Lady Gaga’s code decoded,
Little monster = Her little penis
Monster ball = Her testicle
Yo , Gaga , I’m Happy for you , I’mma let you finish , but you are the weirdest person i have seen after Micheal Jackson.
Q:: How to get the attention of Lady Gaga ?
A:: Poke Her Face
Lady GaGa must have a stuttering problem..Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,Papa-Paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone…
Q::Why did Lady Gaga win so many awards?
A:: Because she’s eligible for the male and female categories.
Q:: How do you entertain Lady Gaga?
A:: …. Just Dance
Lady GaGa Showed Philadelphia Her Vagina to make them know that her sex transplant was successful .
Q: Where does Lady Gaga keep her cloth ?
A: In refrigerator .
What hurts more – period pain or a kick in the balls?
Lets ask Lady Gaga! :/
what does lady gaga call hitler?
papa nazi
Justin Bieber is asking for balls with Lady Gaga.
Q:: Whats that little monster lady Gaga is talking of ?
A:: oh .. she is talking of her penis
Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts and blonde wig ,
primary suspect is Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga showed up to the VMAs wearing a dress made of real meat. Chefs near there almost cooked her for dinner.
I am not a man, Lady GaGa angrily told the press today . I don’t know how those rumors got started in the first place ? I do not have a penis and testicles . I had those things cut-off years ago !
There is a rumor that Lady GaGa dressed as a man for an upcoming photo layout in a Japanese magazine. I believe the rumor is true. GaGa certainly has the balls to do it.
Q:: Why lady Gaga is sad ?
A:: Because she had bad romance
God created Justin Bieber with no balls and Lady Gaga with 2 extra balls.
Lady Gaga claims to be celibate , she have both penis and vagina so she can fuck with herself and reproduce why marry .
During her late days , lady gaga used to be stripper, a male stripper.
Lady Gaga admitted that she does cocaine. Not really surprising news. What is surprising? She snorts it off her penis.
The next album of Lady Gaga is “The Fame Whore” .
Lady Gaga doesn’t have penis nor balls , she have removed it years ago.
Lady Gaga is encouraging her fans to be celibate. Not fair, not all of us can reproduce asexually like you .
Lady gaga is wearing meat dress so that she can fatten up.
Q:: Why did chicken cross the road ?
A:: Because lady gaga scared the shit out of the chicken.
Q:: Why did cow crossed the road ?
A:: cause it doesn’t want to be cloth for lady gaga.
Kanye West should have interrupted Lady Gaga’s speech and put us away from misery .
Lady Gaga will be wearing the cloth made off of leaves , because she have turned to vegetarian.
What that smelling like shit ? It’s lady gaga’s cloth she haven’t changed her meat cloth since 5 days.
what do you do if you see lady gaga? poke her face!!!
why did lady gaga go out with justin b? because it was the only person that would go out with her!!!
In a recent interview Lady Gaga said she is born this way , i.e with penis and vagina .

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Singing Sensation Lady Gaga Suffering From Hair Loss

Singing sensation lover Gaga talked about in a interview by using Peoples publication that nancy suffering hair thinning. Unfortunately, she have a chemical hair cut which can be the cause of her thinning hair.
Lady Gaga is famous for the woman’s unusual gowns, bizarre constitute, super high heels, crazy hair styles and exceptional performances. sadly, she at this point experience severe thinning hair because involving constantly dyeing her hair. the Alejandro singer has normal dark brown lightly hair yet she regularly changes via blond to be able to candy shades. Name it, she’ did it all to satisfy her followers.
This unremitting styling and colouring destroyed her locks. The inorganic dyes employed to colour tresses, usually include ammonia and hydrogen oxide to open the wild hair cuticle allowing the dye to deeply penetrate your hair shaft. At one time, this additionally strips this hair connected with natural oils along with damages the actual cuticle. this method dries this hair defining it as brittle and at risk of breakage. obviously, Gaga probably includes a professional stylist at the rear of her dos, but an excessive amount is an excessive amount.
Adding more to her hairloss are your extreme hairstyles and indeed, she drags off nicely on this realm. sad to say, her hairs also are literally staying pulled out and about. This is traction alopecia where by hair is usually being plucked from the hair follicles. This is normally seen for the rim belonging to the hair range, especially around the scalp. with constant locks pulling, hair thinning slowly moves higher and higher. Generalised traction alopecia also can occur much like what took place to Naomi Campbell. a year ago, photos on this model shown several bald pads on the girl scalp due to overuse frizzy hair extensions.
yet again, hair loss is not the exclusively problem belonging to the pop super star. She is usually experiencing continual heel pain because of wearing very high heeled shoes and boots. Our feet usually are not meant that will wear these kind of stilettos. Heels two inches along with above affects the way in which a particular person walks. This can result in repetitive sprain that can injure your heel important joints.

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Lady Gaga’s Monstrous iD Cover, Ghoulish Beauty Tips

Lady Gaga is almost working her angles; they just usually aren’t jutting haphazardly out of her face like a creature that slithered out of the mouth of Hades. Lady Gaga’s iD cover for their Exhibition issue combines Gaga’s monster face look with some high fashion styling. Gaga looks like an exhibition alright…at a medical oddities museum. Based on what her forehead looks like, we’re guessing we don’t want to catch a glimpse of whatever’s lurking under Mother Monster’s Thierry Mugler by Formichetti leather trench.
It’s not only while in costume that Gaga deals with gruesome beauty dilemmas. In an interview with People, Lady Gaga talks about her hair falling out; the natural brunette explained that she must “get a chemical haircut because my blonde hair is falling out.” We also might have found the source of the “freckles” on her cover photos: when asked how many nights of the week she falls asleep with make-up on, Gaga admits “Seven. That is not good for your skin, but I’m blessed with good genes.” If demonic cheekbones, bald scalps and blotch-covered faces are in vogue, then we’ll just take our culottes and fanny packs. As we sprint toward the nearest police station.

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Lady Gaga To Be Godmother To Elton John’s Baby?

Elton John is godfather to everyone from Sean Lennon to two of the Beckham children, so you can be sure Elton’s son Zachary will have some starpower in his corner as well. Though he wouldn’t confirm it out right, Elton’s partner David Furnish suggested to MacLean‘s thatLady Gaga could be the baby’s godmother. “We haven’t publicly confirmed that yet but your sources are very good!” he said when asked if the rumor was true. “I prefer not to comment on it because we are going to make a statement about godparents later on.”

Furnish explained that the choice wasn’t just related to fashion sense. “She’s all about inclusiveness and tolerance. She believes that you can be whoever you want to be and that we don’t have to live in a world of conformity and that we can all [benefit] from individuality. That’s the best message in the world. The freedom to be who you are, do what you want and love who you want to love…Elton and I don’t talk about what we hope Zachary grows up to be—musician, doctor or whatever. We just hope he grows up to be happy and that he’s able to do what he wants to do in life and has the freedom to take whatever path.” Let’s just hope her gifts are age appropriate!

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That Girl Is A Monster: Gaga Tweets “Born This Way” Cover Art

If there’s anyone we’d let eat our heart and then eat our brain, you know it’s our girl Gaga. As if we weren’t already hyperventilating with excitement over the February 11 release of her new single, Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” cover art popped up on her Twitter with the message, “Trois Jours,” as in three days until the song’s release. In our humble opinion, Lady Gaga (PHOTOS) looks like a sexy cross between “Dope Show”-era Marilyn Manson and Howie Mandel in Little Monsters. We wouldn’t want it any other way.
Speaking of new projects that terrify us on a primal level, Gaga’s rumored boyfriend Lüc Carl’s weight-loss book “The Drunk Diet” is set to be published this year. Carl details his journey from couch slug to hot enough to allegedly date the world’s most fabulous diva (who isn’t currently married to Jay-Z). “After reading countless books and being told time after time that it’s impossible to lose weight while drinking alcohol heavily, Lüc Carl decided to take matters into his own hands,” Carl’s website claims. “Join him on his journey to lose 40 pounds, without giving up his principles of being a hard drinking party maker.” We’re pretty sure that diet would turn you into whatever beast Lady Gaga is trying to depict in her cover photo. But…40 lbs, you say?
Check out the fierce new cover art for Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.”
[Photo: Lady Gaga's Twitter]

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11 Lady Gaga’s Vogue Cover Leaks

A photo of Lady Gaga‘s upcoming Vogue cover leaked on Twitter late last night, with Vogue confirming to MTV News that it was legit, with an “official” version out next week. The photo, reportedly taken by Mario Testino, has Gaga wearing a pink wig and a dress by Haider Ackermann. Not sure this is a look for the history books, but it’s sure to sell all right. Gaga’s Rolling Stone cover was the mag’s biggest seller of 2010, and her Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair covers were big sellers as well. You can’t go wrong with Gaga, really.
[Photos: Twitter]

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Is Lady Gaga At An Electronics Show Or A Funeral?

The veil says “somebody died,” the neckline and corset says “someone’s getting laid” and if anything says “buy Polaroid products,” it’s lost on us. Lady Gaga chose this dour and (relatively) tasteful ensemble to wear at the International Electronic Consumer Products Show in Vegas yesterday, where she showcased her new “Grey Label” line, which includes a wireless printer and picture-taking sunglasses. Is that why she wouldn’t take hers off?
[Photo: Getty Images]

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Gaga Fashion Goes To Town In Paris

Good news, little (European) monsters. Lady Gaga sent out some very apologetic tweets day before yesterday because her Parisian shows were canned due to the French government banning her tour bus caravan from entering the country. She explained the situation over Twitter, “All 28 of my trucks for the Monsterball were detained by the French government going on over 26 hrs, 2 of my employees were arrested trying to get into Paris so we could perform. I am furious and devastated, its unfair to my fans and to me.” Adding to what was turning out to be a vairy mauvais soujourn was the seriously bad weather seen in the photo Gaga tweeted along with the message, “I love Paris + I love my French fans. I’m sorry little monsters. A photo of storm, I’m stuck on bus.”
Problem solved now. All is well with the Monsterball, as Gaga exulted over Twitter, writing, “Today’s canceled Paris show is rescheduled for Tuesday, 2moro’s show will happen as planned. I promise to give u the nights of ure life. X” Perhaps that’s why she celebrated by leaving her hotel, the Park Hyatt, for Chez Andre looking like a depraved Victorian countess who just had a rendezvous with a debauched Duke who ripped her bodice open in a moment of passion. She seems to inspire that behavior, considering a female fan groped her breast in the resulting frenzy.

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Gaga For Yoga

No, that’s not a deleted verse from “Bad Romance.” Lady Gaga swung by her old friend Tricia Donegan’s Bikram Yoga Studio in New York City for some spiritual nourishment. Oh, and lots and lots of sweating. For those of you who aren’t familiar, Bikram Yoga is practiced in a room heated to more than 100 degrees! That explains their outfits, skimpy even by Gaga-standards.
Gaga reportedly used to attended Tricia’s classes while a student at NYU, and left her old instructor a note of thanks after her latest visit. “Tricia, Thank you so much for today,” wrote Momma Monster to Momma Yogini, “Lately I’ve been kicking ass in yoga, but I’m excited to embark on an even deeper journey with you. You are such an inspiration. I will be back soon. W more hydration + sleep. Yoga heals me + so do you. Love, Lady Gaga.”
We have to say, we’re impressed with Gaga’s yoga discipline! Bikram Yoga is a particularly intense form of the exercise, with some stricter classes forbidding movement to get a drink of water, or even just to wipe away sweat. But then again, if she can survive those Alexander McQueen heals, she can survive anything.
[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lady Gaga Crowned The Queen Of YouTube

Lady Gaga just got promoted. Momma Monster has been crowned the “Queen of the YouTube Generation” by becoming the first person whose channel has broken one billion views. May her reign over keyboard playing cats, adorable finger-biting children and assorted student films be a long and happy one.
“We reached 1 Billion views on youtube little monsters!” the new Queen Gaga tweeted this morning. “If we can stick together we can do anything. I dub you all kings and queens of youtube! Unite!”
The singer’s video for “Bad Romance” was YouTube’s highest viewed video with over 250 million earlier this year. However this July she was knocked off the top spot by Justin Bieber and his video for “Baby”, which is still holding steady at number one with more than 344 million views. The Biebs is currently is the Prince of YouTube with a total of nearly 966 million views. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Bieber could steal Gaga’s crown again as early as November 1st. To which we say: lame. Long live the Queen!
[Photo: WENN Images]

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Lady Gaga Beats Bieber to 1 Billion YouTube Views

The world already knows that Lady Gaga has taken the world by storm, but even so, her latest accomplishment -- becoming the first artist to hit 1 billion views on YouTube -- is still an impressive feat.

Taking to her Twitter account Sunday morning to thank her fans for helping to drive up the number of views of her various music videos, the provocative pop singer announced: "We reached 1 Billion views on youtube little monsters! If we stick together we can do anything. I dub u kings and queens of youtube! Unite!"

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Nearing 1 Billion YouTube Views

Although the eccentric singer-songwriter, whose birth name is Stefani Germanotta, is the first artist to reach the YouTube milestone, sources predict that she may not hold the title for much longer than a week.

Fellow pop star Justin Bieber is trailing close behind the "Bad Romance" singer with 962,726,797 total video views and is poised to reach one million hits by November 1. The Canadian singer already holds the YouTube record for most views of a single video for his hit "Baby," which on Sunday afternoon displayed a total of 365,643,608 views.

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