Charlie Sheen Rents Yacht, Porn Stars To Watch Jaws

What’s more horrifying? Watching a shark terrorize a beach town, or hanging out with Charlie Sheen in open water? Unfortunately some people on this earth can answer that question, now that Charlie Sheen rented a 100-foot yacht to watch Jaws with his friends, both porn star and otherwise. First Sheen watched Major League with baseball players, now he takes to the open sea to watch a shark movie. Charlie probably got the idea for themed movie nights after watching Requiem For A Dream in his own living room.
Attending alongside Sheen’s new girlfriend, porn star Bree Olson tweeted about Sheen’s Jaws screening, hitting Twitter late last night to gush, “Spent my evening on a yacht watching Jaws for the first time in my life. It was pretty much, an amazing experience. Yeah…;).” Something tells us that winky face has nothing to do with Richard Dreyfuss stabbing a shark with a hypodermic spear, and everything to do with the tawdry goings on between Charlie and his guests. We’re going to need a bigger barf bag!

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Porn Star Discusses Getting An Abortion After Charlie Sheen’s Wild Party

We’ve thought for a while that Charlie Sheen should get some sort of gold medal for his staggering achievement in celebrity meltdowns; we just didn’t expect him to clean up inevery event at the Trainwreck Olympics. Scoring a 9.2 out of 10 on the TMI scale, one of Charlie’s porn star friends Kacey Jordan suggests she may have aborted Charlie Sheen’s fetus in an interview with RadarOnline. “I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day. I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie’s baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily,” Jordan explained. “A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could of been his, but I can’t talk about him because I had to sign a release.” Yup, talking about your celebrity abortion to the press earns you five points for technical skill, and one infinite face-palm. That’s at least going to win you the bronze, Kacey.

We were assuming that Sheen’s plan to move his ex-wives next door wasn’t going to pan out anyway, but after this announcement, and the fact that Sheen’s semi-retired from the porn star circuit now, Charlie can focus on the new loves in his life. “I’m married…to baseball,” Sheen told TMZ after Sheen invited major league baseball players to a party at his house Friday. Brian Wilson, Kenny Lofton, Todd Zeile, Eddie Murray, and Lenny Dykstra joined Charlie at his mansion to watch his film Major League. We understand why Sheen would hang out with baseball players; once a man achieves fame in one arena, he sets his sights on another. Like when Michael Jordan played baseball after retiring from the Bulls, except Michael Jordan never made anyone want to cover their kids’ eyes and scream when he was on TV.

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Charlie Sheen Tells Porn Stars The Party’s Over

Charlie Sheen is totally serious about rehab, guys. TMZ has an alleged photo of Charlie watching the Super Bowl alone—alone!—in the same home theater he previously critiqued porn in during his last wild party. If the fact that he’s chilling in his own mansion wasn’t proof enough of his commitment to overcoming decades of drug abuse and sex addiction, Sheen’s porn star pals are getting farewell texts from the Two And A Half Men actor, including “Please lose the number, we are closed…please drive through…thank you” and “Right now we are on lockdown.” And by “right now,” he obviously means forever! Right?
While this could be proof of a new leaf, it could also be a sign that he needs to choose his friends (with benefits) more wisely. Hardly missing a beat after revaling Charlie’s “briefcase of cocaine” last week, porn star Kacey Jordan is reportedly in talks to star in a XXX re-enactment of the party that ended with Sheen rushed to the hospital with abdominal pains. Sure, Charlie talked about starting his own porn franchise, Charlie’s Devils, but he can’t have people stealing great ideas like that from under him. Do you think he’ll be able to say goodbye to these ladies for good—or even really wants to?
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Wednesday, October 27th, 2010 Shocker! Charlie Sheen Was Apparently Coked Up When Trashing Hotel Room

Welcome to the Charlie Sheen circus! It’s been in town since Sheen drunkenly trashed his hotel room, after which he was hospitalized. As if the trashing-while-trashed wasn’t bizarro enough, he flipped his lid when he thought the woman he bad brought back to his room had taken his wallet. And his kids were in the same hotel (The Plaza in New York) with his wife Denise Richards as they were all in to the city to watch Mary Poppins on Broadway. Classy, Sheen!
Denise also ended up accompanying him to the hospital, where a source says,”After that incident, a battery of tests were run on Sheen. He tested positive for cocaine. And he’s only been out of rehab for two months.” Nice “allergic reaction,” Charlie. That was the excuse his rep gave in the wake of his behavior. Denise, on the other hand, was on Howard Stern and commented, “It’s been a very eventful trip.”
The source also adds that the actor may be heading back to rehab saying, “He may do it as an out-patient, which is what he did last time.” Not that it helped.  “He’s been getting drunk,” said the insider. “He shouldn’t be drinking at all. He was wasted at a party a little while ago and a lot of people saw him. He even went home with a hot actress. Charlie hasn’t changed. He’s been partying like he did before he went to rehab.”
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