Feb 6, 2011

Russell Brand Swoons Over Jennifer Garner’s Cake Mouth


Don’t tell Katy Perry, but her boy is flirting hard-core with a co-star, and for once it isn’t Helen Mirren. “There’s a brand of red-velvet cake, her mouth is made of that,” Russell gushed about Arthur co-star Jennifer Garner. We never would have thought we’d swoon over something the shaggy comedian said, but pardon us while our bodice rips open by itself.
Not that Brand’s sweet tooth necessarily means he would consider Jennifer skilled at tonsil hockey. “She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck man, I’d be pissed off,” Russell laughed. Not that Garner’s dessert kisses have stopped Brand from making the moves on Helen Mirren, who rewarded the gift of Russell’s used underwear with some filthy nursery rhymes while in bed on set. “She [Mirren] was like, ‘Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace…’” Russell recalls. Oh, there our bodice goes, popping back closed. Forever.
[Photo: Splash News Online]

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