Rihanna’s Reasons For Being A No-Show At Katy’s Big Fat Indian Wedding

Katy Perry married Russell Brand and you’d have to live under a rock not to know it. Wheee! India! Henna! Camels! Elephants! Was it a wedding or a Bollywood movie? We’ll never known until someone decides to show us some pictures (hint hint). But there was one crucial element of the spectacle that was missing: Rihanna, who attended Katy’s bacholerette but was a no-show at the official I-do’s.

Question is…why? You gotta hoof it to the other side of the globe for your BFF’s big day. It’s like, in the handbook of insanely rich pop stars. Did Rihanna get stuck in some elaborate McQueen bondage dress? Did the bright red hair dye finally seep into her brain cells and cause temporary amnesia? Did Taylor Momsen stage a here’s-my-revenge-b*tch move on her?

Nyet, Nada…and hells no. As always, a “close source” is around to clear the air stating, “Rih was finishing her album, and she just switched managers, so she had to pull out at the last minute. It was always sort of up in the air that she would go anyway, and Katy knew that. They saved her a room just in case, but they always knew it would be nearly impossible for her to make it as she’s still finishing the album and it’s out in a few weeks. Rih was in the studio all weekend.”

Ok then… “Rih” shoulda given us a call. We would’ve gladly taken her booked room off her hands. We’re BFF with the head elephant trainer so we were totes invited!
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