Justin Bieber's merchandising empire is bigger than you can possibly imagine. Just have a look. Justin Bieber water bottles, Justin Bieber silver plated charm bracelets, Justin Bieber lunch boxes. And with the edition of the Justin Bieber dolls. Dude sells a lot of stuff! It seems like there's no end to the ways in which J.B. can, in the immortal words of the Wu-Tang Clan's GZA, "diversify his bonds."
But maybe there should be an end? Maybe there shouldn't be an endless stream of Bieber-endorsed products baring the kid's likeness. Here are 5 Bieber products we don't want to see.
1. Justin Bieber Hand Sanitizer
In these crazy, plague-filled days, everybody needs a little hand sanitizer. But, honestly, it's probably not a good look for Bieber to associate himself with disinfecting, like, anything. "High School Musical" tried this. It didn't work.
In these crazy, plague-filled days, everybody needs a little hand sanitizer. But, honestly, it's probably not a good look for Bieber to associate himself with disinfecting, like, anything. "High School Musical" tried this. It didn't work.
2. Justin Bieber Battery-Powered Lollipops
Biebs is reportedly endorsing a Haribo candy. Let's just hope it's not mechanized.
Biebs is reportedly endorsing a Haribo candy. Let's just hope it's not mechanized.
3. Justin Bieber Wigs
These will likely be big at Halloween. Some folks have already gotten the jump on manufacturing them. But Justin Bieber's hair is his trademark, his signature. He shouldn't decrease its value by selling it off!
These will likely be big at Halloween. Some folks have already gotten the jump on manufacturing them. But Justin Bieber's hair is his trademark, his signature. He shouldn't decrease its value by selling it off!
4. Justin Bieber Energy Drink
We'd all like to have the energy it took for Justin to perform his all-running, all-singing, all-dancing medley at the 2010 MTV VMAs. But J.B.'s audience is, largely, a younger one, and they should probably stick to the staples like milk or whatever else young people guzzle these days.
We'd all like to have the energy it took for Justin to perform his all-running, all-singing, all-dancing medley at the 2010 MTV VMAs. But J.B.'s audience is, largely, a younger one, and they should probably stick to the staples like milk or whatever else young people guzzle these days.
5. Justin Bieber Bibs
Like we said, Justin Bieber's fans tend to skew young, but not that young. If you're a full-fledged Bieber-fever-having fan, you should probably be able to chew with your mouth closed. Leave the baby bib game to Rod Stewart.
Like we said, Justin Bieber's fans tend to skew young, but not that young. If you're a full-fledged Bieber-fever-having fan, you should probably be able to chew with your mouth closed. Leave the baby bib game to Rod Stewart.
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