Get ready for your daily sugar overload courtesy Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal. On an ice cream date in California. Which means their alleged coupledom is going bi-coastal. Their wholesome romance tour included going apple picking and leaf peeping in New York last week and continued over the Halloween weekend in Big Sur. And they flew in on a gigantic unicorn leaving a trail of rainbow colored sparkles over the country. HA.
[So jealous. Please look at Jake in the Love & Other Drugs poster to see why.]
The Taylor-Jake sweetness hit up the Post Ranch poolside first where a source, who apparently witnessed the two in action, says, “Taylor laughed at everything Jake said. At one point, she measured herself against Jake on her tiptoes.” Another witness also added that Jakey held her hand. Does this feel like middle school to anyone? Uh…us.
The two then got some ice-cream (Jake paid, natch), where a member of the staff added, “They looked at all the flavors and couldn’t decide, so they asked the counter girls for help.” They ended up getting Swiss chocolate chip for him, yogurt with rainbow sprinkles for her.
So…saccharine…can’t…breathe.
And like good little stars, they posed for photos and smiled tons. And brought sunshine back to the jaded town of Hollywood land. Erm, they were miles away, but we’re sure their date express will take them there too!
Also can we just say, and yes call us cynical etc etc… but we just don’t buy this. Ok… we’ve put it out there. We’re not mean. We love you guys… just not together. Not happening, guys!
[Photo: WENN Images]
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